So my friends and fans of lobsters.  These guys were freshly shipped to me from Canada.  They will become so many tasty dishes.  They look so angelic in their insulated styrofoam packaging.  Little do they know or do they know that they face certain death within the next 11 hours.  I've read that it takes 5-7 years for a Maine lobster to reach 1 pound.  So to all these kindergarten age crustaceans I say bad luck my friends.  You will become something that some random person will consume all the while not knowing that you survived 25 molts of your shell so that they can have a appetizer.  This is a tribute to you.